jawstheme | (no subject)

[Hard to tell if he's playing dumb or not when on the phone.]

A dinosaur. The jurassic period.

[ Long. Pause. ]

Kind of a weird thing for a guy claiming to be a vampire to call himself, then.

Maybe it's part of his religion. Cults will do that to you.

[SHRUG.]

He bit off his finger.

Then he put it back on.

[ Then Ariadne turned a bit green. ]

...Right in front of you? That's no way to treat a girl.

Over video.

Then again, he also told me to add decapitations when I was sketching at the spring festival.

Is he bothering you?

[Semi-serious tone here only because friends look out or friends, right?]

Is it bothering if he creeps around the bar at your birthday and teaches you how to stab people on the not-Titanic and then holds the picture he finds of you up so you can't reach it?

[ Is that a question that really needs to be asked, Ariadne? ]

Edited 2012-04-22 09:02 (UTC)

Is that a question you really need to ask, Ariadne?

[Psychic.]

[ Apparently it is, because: ] I don't know if it's bothering, exactly? Not yet, at least. But he's definitely... creepy.

[ Also he made Anna cry, which Ariadne sort of wants to curbstomp him for. ]

Are you afraid of him?

[ A moment of consideration. ]

I probably should be, but no, I'm not.

It probably keeps him interested in you.

[ Are we talking about Karl or you, Jerry? ]

That or the fact that I'm snack sized.

[Bats will be bats.]

Honestly I've met smaller.

Children don't count. Though I guess they would be the real snacks. I think I'd be more of an appetizer.

[ Ariadne you know he's a vampire, why are you having this conversation? Oh right, because you're not afraid of him, either. Stupid. ]

[Now now, where's her proof??]

Did you call me to complain about the guy or are you really asking me how to get him out on a date?

[ ... Ed? ]

I try not to date people who are obviously insane.

You don't do a lot to keep away from them either.

[The kid's dating a pyrokinetic human chick, come on who are you going to believe, Ariadne.]

[ She likes Charlie. :C Besides, Charlie was the one who told her. Ed is just the proof. ]

The desert thing doesn't count.

This guy's not stalking you, is he?

The finger-chomping vampire? I don't know.

[ Pause. ]

He did threaten me because I had a picture of him missing an arm. I made sure to meet him in public to give it to him -- not that that means anything, lately.

[Now THAT is interesting...]

Just the picture? Not the arm? [That's a joke, if Ariadne had the arm he figures she'd have told him already.]

Just the picture. It was all... black and weird looking where the injury was.

I hope you made copies. Blackmail's great for keeping creeps off your back.