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[jawstheme]

PLACEHOLDERS GONNA PLACEHOLD

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/ferociously pops cherry

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[ Look at what a nice little human she's being and waiting until after sundown to call you, Jerry. ]

a role most reversed

[jawstheme]

[Little does she know he's still shaking dirt off himself.]

Hello?

what cherries of mine have you popped...

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[ Gross. Take a shower, Bitey. ]

Morning. [ Something thinks she's funny. ] I have a question for you.

aria's vampire cherry gosh

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[There's a soft 'hum' before he continues on doing what he does in his secret little home.]

What is it?

[Who needs to announce or ask for names when you can tell by the voice alone?]

oh right that

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[ Ariadne sort of figured he'd be able to tell. ]

Do you know what a chiropteran is?

[ Apparently it just means a mammal like a bat, but if Jerry's aware that some vampires just walk around calling themselves that, she'd be interested in hearing what he can add. ]

[jawstheme]

[Hard to tell if he's playing dumb or not when on the phone.]

A dinosaur. The jurassic period.

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[ Long. Pause. ]

Kind of a weird thing for a guy claiming to be a vampire to call himself, then.

[jawstheme]

Maybe it's part of his religion. Cults will do that to you.

[SHRUG.]

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He bit off his finger.

Then he put it back on.

[ Then Ariadne turned a bit green. ]

[jawstheme]

...Right in front of you? That's no way to treat a girl.

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Over video.

Then again, he also told me to add decapitations when I was sketching at the spring festival.

[jawstheme]

Is he bothering you?

[Semi-serious tone here only because friends look out or friends, right?]

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Is it bothering if he creeps around the bar at your birthday and teaches you how to stab people on the not-Titanic and then holds the picture he finds of you up so you can't reach it?

[ Is that a question that really needs to be asked, Ariadne? ]

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Is that a question you really need to ask, Ariadne?

[Psychic.]

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[ Apparently it is, because: ] I don't know if it's bothering, exactly? Not yet, at least. But he's definitely... creepy.

[ Also he made Anna cry, which Ariadne sort of wants to curbstomp him for. ]

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Are you afraid of him?

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[ A moment of consideration. ]

I probably should be, but no, I'm not.

[jawstheme]

It probably keeps him interested in you.

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[ Are we talking about Karl or you, Jerry? ]

That or the fact that I'm snack sized.

[jawstheme]

[Bats will be bats.]

Honestly I've met smaller.

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Children don't count. Though I guess they would be the real snacks. I think I'd be more of an appetizer.

[ Ariadne you know he's a vampire, why are you having this conversation? Oh right, because you're not afraid of him, either. Stupid. ]

[jawstheme]

[Now now, where's her proof??]

Did you call me to complain about the guy or are you really asking me how to get him out on a date?

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[ ... Ed? ]

I try not to date people who are obviously insane.

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You don't do a lot to keep away from them either.

[The kid's dating a pyrokinetic human chick, come on who are you going to believe, Ariadne.]

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[ She likes Charlie. :C Besides, Charlie was the one who told her. Ed is just the proof. ]

The desert thing doesn't count.